No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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