i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Randomize
