i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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