Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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