TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
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My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
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the liver wants what the liver wants
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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