did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
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Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
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She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
Drunk is not a location!
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
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