State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
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Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
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the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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