jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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