It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
I just gift wrapped bread.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
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Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
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I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
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