I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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