We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
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