i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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