Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
All I want is dick and wine.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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