Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
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