I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I'm at about main and main street
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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