Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
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