i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
We are horrible
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