i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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