: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
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