I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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