how can u be prego again
haha omg you stole $185 from a passed out drunk indian on your porch and called the ambulance??
savin' lives aint cheap
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
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