hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
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I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
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I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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