Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
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