i don't like sucking hair
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
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Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
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I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
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