My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
nutella sex= disaster
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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