I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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