today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
Randomize
