like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
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