At least make sure they are 18
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She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
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Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
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Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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