I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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