There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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