why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
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I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
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it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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