other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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