The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
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Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
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Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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