Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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