What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
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Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
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Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
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