I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
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