its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
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because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
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Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
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