So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
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Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
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OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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