My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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