I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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