Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
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Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
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We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
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