No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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