**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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