Well douche your snatch and let's go!
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
Barsexuality is the new black.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
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