ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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