last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
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Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
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It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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