did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
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