she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
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Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
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I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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