Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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