I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
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omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
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Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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