If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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