question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
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Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
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I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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