we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
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We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
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HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
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