I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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