Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
You need to stop texting me at SEVEN in the morning. It wakes my one night stands up and makes for the awkward talk way too early.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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