This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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