He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
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